The only universe in which Donald Trump would be wearing a pink “Kindness” shirt is if he lost a $2 billion bet with Elon Musk and was forced at knifepoint to do it or something. And then he still wouldn’t do it, probably, and if he did he would lecture you about how he actually won the bet and how Elon Musk is a loser because his rockets have blown up more than they’ve been successful.
Also, Canada, your PM is cool.
Justin’s a boxer
an actor
Justin’s influential council of economic advisers is the first where women outnumber the men.
He’s also the first to have the most diverse cabinet and completely gender equal. 50/50 men and women. “I wanted my Cabinet to look like Canada.”
Great hair
Loves pride
just a cool dude
and he’s done a strip tease for charity
we’re pretty proud
My favourite part of this whole thread is that I’m friends with the guy who made the original tweet.
Every time I see this I have an intense need to yell “I KNOW THAT DUDE”.
Similarly: that dude is my brother!
Hey, it’s my Tweet again!
But also: why is no one talking about the fact that there’s an Evil Mirror Trudeau running around?
